#FOMOFridays

Notice: No Mo’ FOMO

I’ve officially stopped doing #FOMOFridays posts on the blog. I mean it’s been for a while but I thought I’d send out a formal cease and desist post.

Find all the action on the @FOMOFridaysJHB Instagram and Facebook pages. The blog will still continue as is. Expect posts when I get inspiration to share.

Kisses!

xo,

ALN.

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I hope you lot are READY!! This is a month end like no other in Jozi. There is so much happening, my goodness. Wishing you all the energy if you’re gonna do any of these and any of your own events or parties that I have no idea about. Have fun! Stay safe.

 

Friday, 29 March:

 

 

 

The Doctor and the Soul
Zoolake Bowls
Fri, 29 Mar 6PM-1AM

Screenings: The Bookshop
The Bioscope
Fri-Thur, 29 Mar 6PM R50

Joburg Ballet – Sleeping Beauty
Joburg Theatre
Fri, 29 Mar (until 7 Apr) R200-R475

Mood Parties – Suck My Cl*t 
Testament Bar
Fri, 29 Mar 9PM-3AM 

Groovenheim (GQOM Night)
Tennis Club
Fri, 29 Mar 9PM-late

 

Saturday, 30 March:

 

 

Craig Smith Talkabout – It’s Irrelevant
Kalashnikov Gallery
Sat, 30 Mar 11AM-1PM

James Baldwin Speaks – A message to the youth
Re-Imagined Learning Centre
Sat, 30 Mar 10AM-1PM

The Creative Womxn Hookup – A Fashion Forum
The Living Room
Sat, 30 Mar 10AM-12:30AM R150

The Pantry Market (1 year birthday – Cake Edition)
Keyes Art Mile
Sat, 30 Mar 9AM-2PM

Night of 1000 Drawings
Victoria Yards
Sat, 30 mar 4PM-10PM R100

Feel Good Series #18 ft. Una Rams
Dorkay, 1 Eloff
Sat, 30 Mar 3PM-12AM R100

Same Sex Saturdays JHB
AGOG Gallery Rooftop
Sat, 30 Mar 12PM-11PM

Sorry, not Sorry – Demond and the Tutus Live
The Tennis Club
Sat, 30 Mar 9PM-3AM R70

Boys Are Delicious
Elevate Rooftop, The Reef Hotel
Sat, 30 Mar 4PM-late R50

Cerebral
AND
Sat, 30 Mar 7PM-4AM R100

 

Sunday, 31 March:

 

 

Brownsense Market
African Pot, Midrand
Sun, 31 Mar 11AM-5PM

New Age Kitchen Party
10201 Poka Street, Mzimhlophe – Soweto
Sun, 31 Mar 1PM-12AM R100

Dance Umbrella Africa 2019
The South Africa State Theatre
Sun 31 Mar-7 Apr R50/R80/R100

Corona Sunsets
A Streetbar Named Desire
Sun, 31 Mar 1PM-8PM

Select Sundays – Ady Fleming
The Living Room
Sun, 31 Mar 11AM-7PM R55 online

Rooftop Salsa presents SALSA at SIX
Six Cocktail Bar
Sun, 31 Mar 3:30PM-8PM

 

As always follow @FOMOFridaysJHB on Instagram for live story updates on these events, great venues and more. If any event sparks interest be sure to click through the links to get more info and any ticket info.

 

xo,

ALN.

 

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Hey weekend! Human Rights events continue including a dope free concert at Constitutional Hill and a walk through the city to celebrate 25 years of democracy. Other events include rooftop brunches and picnics, live music, gallery exhibitions all in one great city. Follow our stories for updates and more!

Friday, 22 March:

 

*Human Rights Festival 2019*
Poetry, Book & Film Festival at Constitutional Hill
Fri, 22 Mar 5PM-9PM FREE (no registration needed)
(Screening of Dying for Gold & Matwetwe 6PM & 7:30PM)

Safari & Secret Underground Dinners
Ziyi Underground Bar, Gandhi Square
Fri, 22 Mar 7PM-11PM R595

By Way of Illustration
‘How to Make It as an Illustrator in Jozi?’ at J&B Hive, Braam
Fri, 22 Mar 6:30-9:30PM

Skin Deep Exhibition
AGOG Gallery, Maboneng
20 Mar- 30 Apr 12PM-10PM

The Dig
The Artivist, Braamfontein
Fri, 22 Mar 7PM-late

Arti-qulet – Alternative Love
Testament Bar, Braamfontein
Fri, 22 Mar 7PM-3AM

Ubuhle Bendalo – Sketch Battle
Grayscale Gallery, Braamfontein
Fri, 22 Mar 7PM-late

Saturday, 23 March:

 

Living Room Champagne Breakfast
The Living Room, Maboneng
every Sat, 23 Mar 9AM-1PM
More info – email: info@ivingroom.co.za

LoveMeSo Bottemless Bubbly Saturdays
Love Me So, Melville
Sat, 23 Mar 1PM-4PM

*Human Rights Festival 2019*
Makers Local Market at Constitutional Hill
Sat, 23 Mar from 10AM FREE

#StandUp4HumanRights Music Concert
Sat, 23 Mar 5PM-1AM FREE at Constitutional Hill
Registration on webtickets

Radio Bantu presents Bongeziwe Mabandla Live
Roving Bantu Kitchen, Brixton
Sat, 23 Mar 8PM R50/R100/R250 (with dinner)

Make Me Feel
KCB @barkitcheners
Sat, 23 Mar 8PM-3AM (R30 after 10PM)

Sunday, 24 March:

 

*Human Rights Festival 2019*
Annual We, the People Walk from ConHill
Sun, 24 Mar 8AM FREE at Constitution Hill
1km, 5km, 8km Registration on webtickets

Sundays in the Living Room
The Living Room, Maboneng
Sun, 24 Mar 11AM R55 presale/R100 at door

Vegan Social Picnic (Bring & Share)
WILD Community Centre, Edenvale
Sun, 24 Mar 11AM-3PM
email: email karin@akashahealing.co.za

Ponte City Challenge (900 stair run & breakfast)
Ponte Building, Berea
Sun, 24 Mar 7AM-10AM R150

Picnics in the Sky by Curiocity Hostels
Carlton Centre 50th Floor
Sun, 24 Mar 11AM-1:30PM
R300pp includes: picnic basket, picnic blanket, eating utensils, + guide

As always follow @FOMOFridaysJHB on Instagram for live story updates on these events, great venues and more. If any event sparks interest be sure to click through the links to get more info and any ticket info.

Oh… also, trying the same format as I use on the Instagram page here on the blog. It’s more for uniformity and time saving. Let me know in comments if you’re down with the change or prefer the story-telling vibe.

#HappyFridayPeeps

xo,

ALN.

 

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We’re on the halfway mark of this month and autumn is starting to settle in. Whenever I mention this people get so annoyed for some reason. I do not have power over nature! Seasons are seasons are seasons. Freshen up that wardrobe and remember all you need is a light jacket. 😉

Friday, 8 March:

 

3rd time running the Johannesburg International Comedy Festival started last night at the Joburg Theatre at it looks like a full on show. Over 60 local and international comedy acts with some top faves like Kagiso Lediga, Desmond Dube and Rob Van Vuuren. Tonight in particular Loyiso Gola kicks off the show. [Fri-Sat, 15-16 Mar 7PM R150-R300]

POP Art in Maboneng keeps the great shows coming with Salaam Stories, an award-winning and international performed play which dives into history and memory during the Cape Slave trade. It only runs for 3 days so be sure to catch this one. [Fri-Sun, 15-17 Mar 8PM R120]

Just next door to POP Art, The Bioscope Cinema premieres the Official South African Cannes Selection film, The Harvesters/Die Stropers tonight. [Fri-Thurs, 15-21 Mar 8PM]

One event I’m sure will be thought-provoking and honest is Goldendean’s book launch at Be Bold, Come Gold. Goldendean is a genderqueer media artist who went viral some years back with their #FUCKWHITEPEOPLE performance and their book Plan B: A Gathering of Strangers (Or) This Is Not Working is out and will be accompanied with dialogue and a golden party in Brixton tonight. [Fri, 15 Mar 7PM-11PM]

Fourways Farmers Market has a Friday Edition which sounds like a great post work chill-out for peeps in the area. The Sunday edition still stands but this one is an evening version with beer specials, food and live performance. [Fri, 15 Mar 3:30PM-10:30PM]

Saturday, 9 March:

 

It’s gonna be H-O-T this weekend so the outdoors are kind of a must. A little out of the city is Nirox Sculpture Park which is a beautiful quiet park with scattered art sculptures all over the place. They have back to back events tomorrow and Sunday; Theatre in the Park with a performance from NSA students of Shakespeare’s Midsummer Nights Dream with music by Urban Village on Saturday. [Sat, 16 Mar 11AM-6PM R200/R250]

More performance tomorrow at Market Theatre with a bright and colourful story driven dance show from a Flemish choreographer called Rule of Three at one theatre and Market Theatre Workshop student Open Day showcase at The Mannie Mannin Theatre. [Sat, 16 Mar 12PM-3PM and 8PM-9:30PM]

There are probably a ton of parties going down tomorrow – I just can’t find ’em! Lol. But to mention some interesting ones – Random Films Studio Party at Keleletla! Library and Everything is Temporary at KCB. One cute and quaint art vibes and one with some top DJs bringing not just your regular vibes. [Sat, 16 Mar 8PM-3AM]

Sunday, 10 March:

 

The Sunday event at Nirox is the Poetry & Jazz Concert which is the postponed Valentines Day event with MINI and KayaFM. The lineup is pretty great with Itai Hakim, The Brother Moves On, Msaki and Mandi Vundla among others. [Sun, 17 Mar 10AM-6PM R330 online]

We House Sundays x Kid Fonque is in JHB on Sunday at the iconic Constitutional Hill. As the name suggests it’s a day of the best of house music with a UK based guest star DJ. [Sun, 17 Mar 2PM-10:30PM R150 online]

A monthly fave is back at Neighbourgoods. Sunday Edition brings fresh DJs, a small market and good eats. It’s no Neighbourgoods Market – it’s like the cooler and familiar cousin. [Sun, 17 Mar 1PM R50]

Newtone Sunday is bringing the groove with Third Place Newtown’s resident DJs. I live so close to this venue and it just keeps bringing such great events and nothing beats a Sunday chill in the city. [Sun, 17 Mar 3PM-12AM R50]

For a bit of learning, Pick Me Up Poetry is hosting a free Creative Writing and Live Performance Workshop for anyone who is interested in growing their craft and possibly learning new skills. First time I’ve come across this but I’m certainly keeping an eye for more of them. [Sun, 17 Mar 11AM-3PM]

As always follow @FOMOFridaysJHB on Instagram for live story updates on these events, great venues and more. If any event sparks interest be sure to click through the links to get more info and any ticket info.

Have a goodie!!

xo,

ALN.

 

 

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Fri-YAY!! Sweet baby cheeses I’m so glad this day is here. Not be a weekend-chaser but there’s nothing like a full day (or two) all to yourself! While doing this page I’ve come to realise there is so much happening in Joburg and I barely scratch the surface – but onwards and upwards familia. Hope you find something that suits you this week.

Friday, 8 March:

 

A few things have already started this past week but go on into the weekend. In Maboneng; The Bioscope has brought back (by popular demand) RBG a documentary film on Women’s Rights lawyer and cultural icon, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, POP Art premiered Mnquma – a one man personal journey in connecting with his cultural roots.  The National School of Arts is halfway into it’s 2019 Festival of the Arts which is taking place at the school and at Joburg Theatre. A showcase of plays, dance, music and arts. See links for each event for times, cost and venues for these great cultural shows.

Staying on schools, UJ Arts & Culture and It Has To Be Jazz is hosting its Jazz is not Lost evening of young jazz talents who are proving that the legacy and feeling of jazz is very much alive. [Fri, 8 Mar 7-10PM R150]

Urban Village is making it’s rounds in Joburg and I’m here for all of it. Tonight they are at Untitled Basement for an intimate live show. [Fri, 8 Mar 8PM R100]

All roads lead to Welgelegen Manor in Mpumalanga for the 2nd Bacardi Holiday Club – Beach Edition. 90% of the tickets which include drinks, food and camping spots for the whole weekend are sold – so I’m probably letting you know about this way too late, but if this has sparked your interest do check out the FB event to see what you could (or could not) be missing. [Fri, 8-10 Mar R1250]

Saturday, 9 March:

 

Jolburg is bringing a night of a queer expression and celebration through performance and music with I’m here, I’m queer Vol I. Lineup has not been confirmed yet, but if you’re a queer performer check out the link and get yourself added. [Sat, 9 Mar 7PM]

Eenblond Tours which hosts various food and cultural tours and walks through various neighbourhoods and areas in Jozi are having a Fordsburg Street Food, Art & History Tour tomorrow from Newtown into Fordsburg. Great way to meet new people and go on a safe guided tour through one of the city’s fave spots. [Sat, 9 Mar 11am-2:30PM R460pp]

Hazard Gallery at The Cosmopolitan are hosting multiple works one of which is from visual artist and photographer Ugo Woatzi. His work Chameleon looks at the spaces we exist in and try find meaning and happiness in besides the hetero-normative context. Alongside this will be a fashion experience with Buffer Magezine and Fashion is Art at The Cosmo.  [Sat, 9 Mar 5PM-late]

Tha Cutt & Spindle bring performance DJ’ing to KCB on Saturday. Tha Cutt is known for his technical skills and Tablist is on it’s 3rd installment in putting this best foot forward with other turntable greats. If beats, scratches and classics are for you, pull through. [Sat, 9 Mar 8PM-late R50 after 10PM]

For a more bluesy and jazz inspired evening pop into Radio Bantu’s Saucetones. Live instrumentation and roots music is the order of this event. Roving Bantu Kitchen will serve up the meals with this hearty event. [Sat, 9 Mar 8-11PM R100/R250 with dinner]

Sunday, 10 March:

 

The FeelGoodSeries has a sister and it’s called Pantone Sundays. This fresh and colourful party hosted at Razor Charlie has been around since spring 2018 and sadly this is the last one before winter kicks in. This months theme is purple so be sure to dust off your royal colours and join them this Sunday. [Sun, 10 Mar 3-10PM R100 presold]

August House Gallery is hosting is popular Open Studio Art Affair. This event brings the pan-African urban artists’ closer to you so they profit directly from their creative works. Five storeys of unique and interesting art to view and buy. [Sun, 10 Mar 10:30AM-4PM]

So much art this weekend, but here’s a celebration of 18 years of it at Spaza Art Gallery this Sunday in Troyeville. R100 get’s you lunch, music and live performances at the gallery with some of Jozi’s best. [Sun, 10 Mar 12-6PM R100]

Be sure to follow @FOMOFridaysJHB on Instagram for live story updates on these events, great venues and more. The links provided click through to the actual event posts so be sure to get the full scoop from the source.

As always thanks for the follow and do share any things that you feel could be profiled on FF. Have a dope weekend!

xo,

ALN.

 

 

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Hey Friday!!! Hey March!!! Happy New Day, Happy New Month. For whatever reason this past week has been a trip! Some planet out there is doing the most and taking everyone for a g-damn spin! Anywho… with a new month there is soooo much going on in Jozi. I’ve tried my best to consolidate a good mix of what to do.

Friday, 1 March:

The Bioscope Cinema stays bringing the films that you didn’t know you wanted to see. Besides the quite intense and emotional Oscars Nominated Shorts I saw last week, I also saw This Is Congo and was introduced to a whole other understanding of the political and social state of the mineral rich country. Today they bring back Everything Must Fall a local film looking at the #FeesMustFall movement that started from a protest against the cost of education and became even more politically and socially charged than ever anticipated. Check it out from today until Thursday. [1-7 Mar, R50]

Untitled Basement doesn’t look like it’s slowing down with hosting amazing local acts – and we’re here for it. Last night was jazz from Bokani Dyer’s next week is Urban Village, but most importantly tonight they host my fave electronic slash dance slash experimental wowness, Nonku Phiri. So there! [1 Mar, 8PM R120]

I’ve never heard of this film fest before – but now I do! The Rapid Lion International Film Festival starts today at The Market Theatre. This particular fest run until the 10th and brings the best of African, African Diaspora and BRICS produced films all in one place. Have a close look at the schedule and lockdown the titles that speak to you. [1 – 10 March, Opening night 630PM R30 – R45]

For a bit of a flashback party night, KCB and Jazzuelle host their monthly dance and electronica party called Dark Disco tonight from 8 at Kitcheners. [1 Mar, 8PM R50]

Saturday, 2 March:

On it’s 6th running year and first edition for 2019, The Soweto Arts & Craft Fair will be held at Soweto Theatre this Saturday. Live music, local artists and fresh emerging creative talent, unique shopping and fun areas for children. Samthing Soweto, SORRY and Ginger Nkosi to perform throughout the day. [2 Mar, 12AM-7PM R20]

Urban Backpackers has a great daytime POPUP party happening at the Urban Zulu Rooftop on Anderson Street in the CBD. I went to the December Edition and it was tons of fun with really great DJs and dope views of the city. [2 Mar, 3-10PM R60/R80]

The Bioscope is bringing back it’s popular Late Night Arcade tomorrow night at The Birdhouse rooftop venue. And yes… it’s a whole night of new-school and old-school gaming on all sorts of cool arcades. Expect some VR gaming and an outdoor cinema. [2 Mar, 5-12PM R100]

Simphiwe Dana fans will be happy to know (if you don’t already of course) that she will be at the Lyric Theatre in Gold Reef City for her Annual Congregation concert tomorrow. 15 years since her debut this show should be quite something. [2 Mar, 8-11PM R250]

Sunday, 3 March:

First Sundays is very much a thing in Joburg. Depending on what vibe you’re looking for you have many options to choose from. Lebo’s Backpackers hosts it’s First Sundays in the form of the Locrate Market in Soweto. Free Entry to their open park with live performances, food, art and clothing stalls as you’d expect at a daytime market. [3 Mar, 11AM-6PM] 

From South to East, Victoria Yards has it’s Open Studio First Sundays where all artisans, food stores, gin distillery and local artists will open their spaces to the public. The local community will also have their fresh produce on sale as part of the community upliftment project at the yards. [3 Mar, 10AM-3PM]

Melville has their own First Sundays throughout the whole suburb where all the restaurants, stores, cocktail and wine bars stay open extra late. Food and drinks specials and even performances will be the order of the day bringing Sunday-Funday energy to the streets. [3 Mar, 12am-12pm]

Koolin In The City is one of my favourite day into night Sunday parties always with the best of local talent and upcoming hip hop talent and household DJs. This time around they have traded in the rooftop in the CBD to the historic Cosmopolitan in Maboneng. This edition sees Stogie T as the main act with many others to hit the stage. I’m really excited to see how this new venue lends itself to KITC. [3 Mar, 2-11PM R100]

I know it’s a lot, but we are slowly creeping out of Summer into Autumn so go out and enjoy the city. Be sure to follow @FOMOFridaysJHB on Instagram for live story updates on events.

xo,

ALN.

 

 

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Thank God it’s Fri-i-i-daaaay! Uhh! And thank God it’s sunny again! Goodnesss! So… starting the instagram page really was the best move for this series of the blog. It now has it’s own life and I’m enjoying the heck out of it. The direct interaction with interested peeps is so great and it feels like it has a place and feels so right for me. Thanks for the love and comments on the page. Upwards and onwards!

 

 

There are some new clubs in town!! Sadly they don’t have dark sultry lighting or dance floors, but they certainly have what we all need – food and laughter! Melville Comedy Club opened on 7th Street just over a month ago and just from their line-up I think they will bring a whole lot of fun. 50% off for legit students. How nice? The other club is Glory‘s weekly Ramen Club which is an intimate 3 course meal in a beautiful house setting. Bookings are essential, but I hear it’s so worth it. [Fri, 22 Feb 7pm]

Friday is full of great music events. Depending on what you’re into each one I’ve listed have completely different vibes by great artists. Diamond Thug and Bye Beneco are bringing dream pop, electronica and the visual stage performance they are known for to Snatch32 in Parkhurst tonight.  [Fri, 22 Feb 8pm]

My personal faves, Urban Village will be performing for the first time this year at Breezeblock, Brixton. These guys stays touring and bring such a fresh sound to traditional folk with Zulu sounds and Xhosa electric funk (which I honestly didn’t know was a thing but makes total sense). Not to be missed! [Fri, 22 Feb 7pm]

For a more mellow laid back sitch Artivist in Braamfontein hosts a weekly vinyl session, Mixtape Fridays, with various top DJs on Fridays from 6pm. Great for after work drinks and nibbles. [Fri, 22 Feb 6pm – late]

 

 

Get Saturday morning to a historic start with a walkabout tour at the Standard Bank Gallery in town. Today sees the launch of A Black Aesthetic exhibition which will go on for 2 months and open to all. This exhibition is said to be the largest collection of Black South African Artists since the dawn of our democracy. Amazing really. I’ll defs go see this and give you peak on the FOMOCam instagram stories. [Sat, 23 Feb 11am – 12pm]

If you don’t know the Feel Good Series you best know about it today! The mother of all Feel Goods is going down tomorrow at Victoria Yards. The first UMI Fest sees a line-up curated by fans of the party through votes on Instagram. What I love about this is that it’s not saturated with well-known, mostly male artists and DJs like you tend to see at most of these type of things. Expect to hear experiential sounds from great DJs, kwaito nostalgia from Darkie Fiction, afro-futuristic beats from rising star Muzi and Melo B’s sweet voice over slick lyrics. I’m obvs gonna be there – come say hi! [Sat, 23 Feb 3pm]

Joburg’s first Chinatown on 11 Commissioner Street will host their Chinese New Year in celebration of the Year of the Pig. The streets will be full of lights, displays of colour and huge fireworks from 9pm. 1Fox Junction and surrounding stores and restaurants will be open and sharing in the festivities. [Sat, 22 Feb 4pm – 11pm]

Haven’t found much happening on Sunday… yet! I will upload onto the FOMOFridaysJHB page as the weekend goes, be sure to follow and keep in touch. DM’s are always welcome if you need more info.

If you are not worn out from everything happening this weekend maybe a nice hike up and around Melville Koppies will be up your alley before brunch or lunch on Sunday. Starting from Marks Park Sports club this monthly hike is great for meeting new people and breaking a sweat while taking in the magnificent views and nature. [Sun, 23 Feb 8:0am]

Have a fab, fearless Friday and a bright and sunny weekend.

xo,

ALN.

 

 

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